Death is not an option Wednesday

I know, I know, every time you saw my name, you clicked and it turned out to be all navel-gazing instead of this. But here we are, and today there are two sets, first, fictional characters:

Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin?

Homerfanart

Petergriffin

I LOATHE VOX FORMATTING QUIRKS AND THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T PREVIEW BEFORE POSTING.

Here are your female choices:

Joanrivers

Janicedickinson